Many in our community have asked me to comment on the UK schools requiring Nigerian students (secondary, polytechnics and universities) to write standardized English language testing exams before they can study in the UK. I understand that pain: why should the UK tell Nigerians that we do not speak and write “enough” English when few of us can speak for two minutes in any native language without switching to English?
Looking at it from that angle misses the whole point. The point is that academic “inequality” has widened in Nigeria. Check the last ten JAMB and WAEC results. Look at the best students where they are coming from. If you do not know, most of those A-hitters are products of top-grade private schools. Those extremely expensive schools continue to outperform when the public schools have faded.
But every person wants to travel to the UK since as kids they have been telling us how great the UK is. I knew so much about London in my Geography class than any city in Nigeria! And I was taught how many days the Queen of England spent in Nigeria – and all the places she visited. Who rode a train route? (Nwachukwu). Why would I not like to live in her land if they are so amazing like that?
So, everyone wants to travel to the UK to see those nice things we read in books in Nigeria. For the UK, how do you filter? That is where the exam comes into play.
UK, my request is simple: remove the expiration date, and if it must expire, put 10 years there, not 2 years.
People, allow UK schools to run their shows; there are no rights there. I will administer Igbo Izugbe to them any day they apply to study in Ovim, Abia State, and they must pass to be admitted to Igbo Mahadum. Unfortunately, the UK people have no interests for that.
Victory has relations; vanquish is an orphan. A few decades ago, BA would stamp your Nigerian passport with a visa at the counter to enable you to travel to watch Liverpool from Lagos, and if after the game, you have time for the Yankees, you can buy a ticket and as you board, they will put the US visa on the same passport. But we decided the other way, and today, even a PhD English graduate from Nigeria is not spared by Canada on the IELTS exam. O di egwu!







